Cute $#*! My Son Says

Nov 10

quote I can’t look at me because my face is stuck to my body!

Nov 10

Do burgularhs have ears?

Oct 20

quote Where is the future?

Oct 20

Noah: Your pants have holes in them

Me: That’s because they are old

Noah: Just like you

Oct 19

quote Daddy, why is he monologuing

Jul 01

quote I’m just going to play little boy games over here.

Jul 01

quote I want to hit things with this. That’s a good idea.

Apr 24

quote I live at a yellow house. There’s lots to see there even when it rains.

Apr 17

quote I like Mondrian

Apr 17

quote Blast off! Mission to journey!

Apr 13

quote Mummy, let me help you. I want do Noah magic.

Apr 12

quote Don’t pick it up. It has eyes.

Apr 11

quote Zebra’s don’t have ric rak

Apr 11

quote Sabatini! Sabatini! Sabatini!

Apr 11

quote I am not a little girl. I am Noah.

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